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Hey all! *waving paws*

Az menny ob yoo noze, I iz still settling into life in mai noo city ob Cincinnati.

I absawwotly LUBBZ it heer by da wayz! I haz ben to watch da Cincinnati Redz pway & I haz fownded noo dogpawkz & meated menny wunnerful noo pupz in mai nayborhood. I haz awso ben inspired to open up mai bewy own ETSY shop! Wif Momma & Gwammiez help I haz abowt 50 itemz posted in da store & dey not ALL doggie welated eederz! Derz pwenty ob stuff fur da human in yer life. So if yoo check owt mai store & yoo wike sumfin juss let me noze & if yoo wike sumfin but wud wike it customized in sum way den lemme noze & I seez wutt I can do! Otayz!Β 

Paloma Visits The Columbus Pet Expo

So dis weekend Β I gonned to da Columbus Pet Expo wif mai famiwee! It wuz fun going owt wif ebewybuddy but it wudda ben better if we wuz goin’ to a buffet or sumfin’ wike dat! BOL! I gettz a wittle nerbuss in cwowdz & I stay wight wif Momma da whole time. Eben if I’z sniffin’ a butt I gottz to wook awownd fur Momma. I call dis mai Momma Panic Moment. She sez she haz doze kindz ob momentz wen she finks she leabed her purse in da shopping cawt or sumfing. She keepz her eye on me too & in big cwowdz. She awayyz watchin’ fur escary aminalz or escary wookin peeplez too! BOL! Β So, I expected to onwy see sum doggiez but der wuz ALL kindz ob aminalz at dis pwace! Der wuz kittiez, Sugar Gwiderz, Goatz and eben da cyootist wittle pot bellied Piggie! Her name wuz Victowia and Momma wanted to bwing her home! I wudda had mai pikchur taked wif her but der wuz a sign on her cage dat sed she iz bitey, BOL!

Anudder supwize I encowntered at da Expo wuz meating da Easter Bunny! Momma jus handed me ober to dis giant, big toofed Bunny Wabbit jus fur me to hab mai pikchur taked wif it!!! I twied to get awayyz fwom it but it had long awmz. I kept eye contact wif Momma da whole time it wuz holding me hostage so I knowed I wuz gunna be safe & handed back ober to her shortly. …den it appened…Momma walked me ober to see da CAMELZ! Otayz, I sawwy but I totted dis wuz called a PET EXPO and az faw az I’z aware ob, NObuddy keepz camelz az PETZ! If she totted I wuz gunna eben WOOK at doze camelz she wuz kwazy! Dey staggered ober to da fence, wookin’ at me wif der big eyeballz wike I wuz gunna be der LUNCH! Momma pickded me up so’z I cud meatz wunna dem but I wuz clingin’ to her wif all da stwengf in mai wittle BT body! I wuz NOT gunna turn awownd and I wuz NOT gunna eben WOOK at dat camel! Take Me Home!

I did meat sum bewy nice peeplez and puppiez but it wuz bewy lowd and bizzy and der wuz jus too menny peeplez der fur me to be comferable. Ebewy time we passed a door I twied to dwag Momma to it so we cud go home, BOL! Don’t gettz me wong, I had fun and der wuz awott more der to see but I’z sumfing ob a homebody dog so I’z jus happier to be at home wif Momma.