Essiting Nooz in Jiggyland!

Momma Maggie an us babyz!

I iz bewy essited to share da gud nooz I haz weceebed!

Welp, mai barkday iz coming up soon an I tolded Momma dat I ben wunnerin’ abowt mai Boston Terriah pawentz wately.

Az yoo can see in da pikchur above I haz menny brudderz an seesterz! Oh, eefin yoo cownt fwom da leftz, I iz da forf baby! I am waying on top ob wunna

mai sibfurz, BOL! An da bootyfull Lady Boston…DAT iz mai Momma Maggie!

Apawently, I haz meny ob her mannawizmz an I awso wook bewy much wike mai doggeh Mommy.

Da totawwy pawsome an essiting nooz iz dat Momma Maggie an Papa Max still wiv cwose by an dey keeped mai seester Missy an mai brudder Owiber!!!!

I GUNNA GET TO WEUNITE WIF MAI DOGGEH FAMIWEE!!!!!

I not noze WHO iz more essitedz, ME owa Mommy!!!

I jus can’t wait to see dem all again! I noze da Momma Maggie and Papa Max gunna be pwowd ob me. I noe deyz seend mai pikshurz an hearded summa

mai rap moozik an I weely hopingz dat dey wiked all ob it! I keep finkin’ abowt da moment owa eyebaldz meet….

Will dey weccanize me? Will dey fink I’z pwetty??? Will mai seester Missy be skinnier den me???

Omagosh! 

I haz SOOOOO menny qweshunz!

I shud stawt gettin’ weddy NOW..hmmm…gottzta pick da pawfect scawf….get mai nailz painted….gotta gettz mai fur-do………..

I gottz a noo P-Jiggy steeker fur sale!!!

Check it owt! I jus dezined dis noo steeker! Face it, yoo noe dis wud wook gweat on yo laptop!…on yo car!…on yo fohead!…on yo dogz butt! Yoo can stick it ebewywerrz! I meenz, who wuddnt wunna see mai face all da timez!? Yoo can check owt mai Zazzle store fur all yo P-Jiggy needz! Show dat U down wif da stweetz an down wif BT’z!!! Boston Terror 4 Life! WORD.

Large P-Jiggy sticker! from Zazzle.com.