Zombieeeee!Well, it is DAT time ob yeer again. Da time wen ghostiez & gobwinz wun fwee in search ob candy and skwapz ob bwainz. Az yoo can see, I make a tewwifying zombie howeberz, dis iz not mai offishul Halloween costoom. Mai offishul costoom iz a Mermaid….Yes, yoo weaded dat wight. A Mermaid. Why wud I furgo da escary Zombie wook fur a siwwy Mermaid yoo axe? Well, it’z all MOMMA’Z fawlt! Momma & Gwammie iz juss owt ob contwolz wif dat sewing masheen ob derz & dey totted dat I wud make a pwetty Mermaid. Dey iz wight, I iz a pwetty Mermaid ob course but I wanted to be sumfing ESCARY! Oh well…Mebbe next yeer. So now dat yooz all know wutt I iz gunna be fur Halloween why don’t yooz tell ME wutt YOO gunna beez? Post a pikkie ob yerself werrin yer costoom & I gunna do da same. Can’t wait to seez yooz!

 

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Hey all! *waving paws*

Az menny ob yoo noze, I iz still settling into life in mai noo city ob Cincinnati.

I absawwotly LUBBZ it heer by da wayz! I haz ben to watch da Cincinnati Redz pway & I haz fownded noo dogpawkz & meated menny wunnerful noo pupz in mai nayborhood. I haz awso ben inspired to open up mai bewy own ETSY shop! Wif Momma & Gwammiez help I haz abowt 50 itemz posted in da store & dey not ALL doggie welated eederz! Derz pwenty ob stuff fur da human in yer life. So if yoo check owt mai store & yoo wike sumfin juss let me noze & if yoo wike sumfin but wud wike it customized in sum way den lemme noze & I seez wutt I can do! Otayz! 

Yay Me, I gottz a noo kitteh brudder….*sigh*…

So it seemz dat I not ben on since EASTER!!!! I sawwy fur da lapse in essiting Paloma newz but I iz BACK! Since mai last post I haz twied a noo allergy meddysin called Atopica awong wif Hydwoxyzine. Dat combo seems to work bewy well. Momma fownded sum Poizon Ivy, Oak or sumfin er udderz in da yawd & she taked care ob dat nassy stuff tooz.

I awso gotted a noo brudder cat. *sigh*  Himz name iz Phoenix but wen he first stawted comin’ awownd fur food Momma called him StumpButt. He haz a stump fur a tail & he had a bewy bad wound on himz leg. Eben wif da tewwible wound he wuz still a sweet kitty boy so wif da help ob da Bwack & Owange Cat Fowndashun Momma taked him to da hospibal. He had been staying in da gawage until da hospibal wuz weddy acuzz he awso had pwetty bad fleaz. He wuz pwetty wuff but he gotted a bunch ob shotz & sum tagz & stuff. He awso gotted himz leg tweated. It wuz infekted & had pus dwipping fwom it. *gagging*  Dey sed it wuz bad & dat it cudda ben fwom a bite. Phoenix wudda died if he dint get tweatment so I GESS I not upsetted dat he haz to be mai brudder now. I dont wunna see ANY aminalz hurted….eben catz. He stayed in da hospibal fur a week so dey cud change himz bandagez & keep an eye on da wound. Momma went to bizit him in da hospibal & she wunnered whut him wuz finkin’. Did he fink he’d eber see her again? Why wuz she der to see him? It wuz sad to fink abowt him beein’ der & wunnerin’ whut wuz goin’ on…. Den wun day Momma iz back & he gettz anudder car wide back home….Wuz she gunna open da cwate & set him fwee back to da stweetz? Whut wuz him finkin’ now? Mebbe he wuz gunna wiv in da gawage again…it wuzznt bad in der & at weast he had food & water & he wuz safe. I wunner whut him wuz finkin’ wen Momma cawwied him into da howse? He had a XL dog cwate waiting fur him wif a kitteh bed & bwanketz…food & water…eben himz own pwivate wittle cat litter box! He went stwaight in & curled up in da bed & falled asweep. Safe & sownd. So I gess mai secwet iz owt….Yesh, it’s twoo. I wike catz. *giggling into paws*

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Paloma Visits The Columbus Pet Expo

So dis weekend  I gonned to da Columbus Pet Expo wif mai famiwee! It wuz fun going owt wif ebewybuddy but it wudda ben better if we wuz goin’ to a buffet or sumfin’ wike dat! BOL! I gettz a wittle nerbuss in cwowdz & I stay wight wif Momma da whole time. Eben if I’z sniffin’ a butt I gottz to wook awownd fur Momma. I call dis mai Momma Panic Moment. She sez she haz doze kindz ob momentz wen she finks she leabed her purse in da shopping cawt or sumfing. She keepz her eye on me too & in big cwowdz. She awayyz watchin’ fur escary aminalz or escary wookin peeplez too! BOL!  So, I expected to onwy see sum doggiez but der wuz ALL kindz ob aminalz at dis pwace! Der wuz kittiez, Sugar Gwiderz, Goatz and eben da cyootist wittle pot bellied Piggie! Her name wuz Victowia and Momma wanted to bwing her home! I wudda had mai pikchur taked wif her but der wuz a sign on her cage dat sed she iz bitey, BOL!

Anudder supwize I encowntered at da Expo wuz meating da Easter Bunny! Momma jus handed me ober to dis giant, big toofed Bunny Wabbit jus fur me to hab mai pikchur taked wif it!!! I twied to get awayyz fwom it but it had long awmz. I kept eye contact wif Momma da whole time it wuz holding me hostage so I knowed I wuz gunna be safe & handed back ober to her shortly. …den it appened…Momma walked me ober to see da CAMELZ! Otayz, I sawwy but I totted dis wuz called a PET EXPO and az faw az I’z aware ob, NObuddy keepz camelz az PETZ! If she totted I wuz gunna eben WOOK at doze camelz she wuz kwazy! Dey staggered ober to da fence, wookin’ at me wif der big eyeballz wike I wuz gunna be der LUNCH! Momma pickded me up so’z I cud meatz wunna dem but I wuz clingin’ to her wif all da stwengf in mai wittle BT body! I wuz NOT gunna turn awownd and I wuz NOT gunna eben WOOK at dat camel! Take Me Home!

I did meat sum bewy nice peeplez and puppiez but it wuz bewy lowd and bizzy and der wuz jus too menny peeplez der fur me to be comferable. Ebewy time we passed a door I twied to dwag Momma to it so we cud go home, BOL! Don’t gettz me wong, I had fun and der wuz awott more der to see but I’z sumfing ob a homebody dog so I’z jus happier to be at home wif Momma.

Hives! Hives! Everywhere Hives!

Az yoo aweddy noze, I iz allergix to pwetty much ebewyfing dat gwowz outsidez. Earlier dis week it seemz I gotted into sumfing dat obviouswy DID NOT agwee wif me & I bweaked owt in hibez. Now, I haz habbed hibez before but NEBER wike dis!

I gonned to bed wun nite wif jus a few hibez on mai side but wen I waked up I had hibez EBEWYwerrz! Eben on mai unmenshunablez! Dey gotted wurser wif time. Yoo can see in da pikkiez ob mai tootie how dey pwogwessed fwoo da day. Da pikkie on da left side wuz taked duwing mai bweakfast & da pikkie on the wight side wuz taked at da vet’z office awownd 4 pm. (Mom swerrz she can see a Pug face on mai butt in da pikkie on da wight!)

I wuz gibbed 2 intwavenus caffiterz by da vet dogtorz acuzz da hibez wuz so bad dat dey wanted da meddysinz to gettz into mai system fast. Da meddysinz I gotted wuz Dexamethasone S.P. (4 mg) & Diphenhydramine (50 mg). I awso gotted a noo pweskwipshun ob da stewoid Temeril-P. Wifin 20 minittz da mojowity ob da hibez had gonned awayyz. I cuddnt beweebz dat dey shaved mai leggz fur da caffiterz! Momma sez it’z hawdly eben notissablez.

I wuz bewy happy to gettz da heck owwta der but I feeled awott betterz. It’z still a mystewy wutt bwinged deez hibez on but Momma finkz I eated sumfin I shuddnt hab. I tend to eatz ebewyfing I can gettz mai pawz on & I eben knockded ober da twash can twice yesserdayz. In mai defensez, der wuz CHEEKIN in da twash can!

I wunna wemind ebewywun to keep an eyebald on yer petz espeshully duwing da howl-i-dayz! Wif extwa peeplez coming awownd to vizit, Chwismas tweez & fwowerz, wibbonz & wapping paperz ebewywerrz & wottz ob cookiez & meatz on da tablez we haz menny oppurtoonitiez to snack on stuff dat can hurt us.

Happy Howl-i-dayz!!!

Essiting Nooz in Jiggyland!

Momma Maggie an us babyz!

I iz bewy essited to share da gud nooz I haz weceebed!

Welp, mai barkday iz coming up soon an I tolded Momma dat I ben wunnerin’ abowt mai Boston Terriah pawentz wately.

Az yoo can see in da pikchur above I haz menny brudderz an seesterz! Oh, eefin yoo cownt fwom da leftz, I iz da forf baby! I am waying on top ob wunna

mai sibfurz, BOL! An da bootyfull Lady Boston…DAT iz mai Momma Maggie!

Apawently, I haz meny ob her mannawizmz an I awso wook bewy much wike mai doggeh Mommy.

Da totawwy pawsome an essiting nooz iz dat Momma Maggie an Papa Max still wiv cwose by an dey keeped mai seester Missy an mai brudder Owiber!!!!

I GUNNA GET TO WEUNITE WIF MAI DOGGEH FAMIWEE!!!!!

I not noze WHO iz more essitedz, ME owa Mommy!!!

I jus can’t wait to see dem all again! I noze da Momma Maggie and Papa Max gunna be pwowd ob me. I noe deyz seend mai pikshurz an hearded summa

mai rap moozik an I weely hopingz dat dey wiked all ob it! I keep finkin’ abowt da moment owa eyebaldz meet….

Will dey weccanize me? Will dey fink I’z pwetty??? Will mai seester Missy be skinnier den me???

Omagosh! 

I haz SOOOOO menny qweshunz!

I shud stawt gettin’ weddy NOW..hmmm…gottzta pick da pawfect scawf….get mai nailz painted….gotta gettz mai fur-do………..