Fur da second day in a wrow, I haz passed on bweakfast. Now, doze ob yoo who noze me, noze dat dis iz a bewy rare occuwance. I meenz, dis cud be a sign ob da Apocawypse! Da ENDINGZ OB DA WURLD er sumfingz! Do yoo know any 25 pownd Boston Terrorz who wud EBER pass on a chance to EATZ?!?!?! Me neederz.
Momma iz wurreed. She iz awayyz wurreed abowt me doe. Any time I sneeze she iz weddy to gwab me up & wush me to da vet hospibal. I gess I haz gibbed her pwenty ob weasonz to wurry doe. I seem to be a wadder needy gurl. I’Z TUFF! Let’z not furget how tuff I iz now….I just meenz dat I haz had awott ob medical pwoblemz in mai thwee yearz ob lyfe.
Mai tummy iz gurgling & wumbling so lowd dat mai brudderz iz wooking awownd fur da source ob da noizez. Momma iz wurreed dat maybe I haz a bite ob Jumbone stucked in mai bowelz. I can’t gettz comferable…I fink I jus needz to fawt. Pfffffft!
This is my 1st visit to ur blog! I scribd so i never miss. I follow u on Twitter and think u great!
Wel den I’z happy to hab yoo heerz! I hopingz yoo enjoy mai page. Fingz can sumtimez get kinda steenky heer but we dealz wif it, BOL.
I think you need to let it ALL out, Lomie! Let loose the beast that lives within your colon… BOL!!
Bwahaha!!!! Yooz wight Tuppy! I needz to UNWEASH DA BEAST!!!!